I have to ask. You get it.
Come back when you are. I'll keep it cold for you.
Hi Michael 👋 I'm .
You're hiring someone who'd rather ship it than talk about it. I'm a growth marketer with five years of agency work behind me, and I like getting things live. So instead of another PDF, I made you this.
detail-oriented team player.
So I'm skipping that bit. Below is what you said you're looking for, and what I'm already doing every week.
Creating the plan from strategy sessions and turning them into action plansYep. That's literally my job right now.
I'm currently running B2B strategy for 3–4 clients. I take the heavyweight plans out of strategy sessions and turn them into channel plans, timelines and owners. I handle the strategy, then own everything that happens from there.
On it
Launching and running campaigns from idea to liveOh, I love this one.
I've launched paid, email and outbound campaigns end to end, including landing pages I build myself with AI tools. Idea on Monday, live by Thursday, optimised by Friday.
Send it
Pulling the trigger on marketing ideas (fast)Say less.
Agency life trained me to make calls quickly across lots of accounts at once. If it's 80% there and the moment is now, it goes out. I'd rather ship it than talk about it.
Just do it
Working with our content, ads and activations teams to keep everything on-brandAbsolutely. Happily. Daily.
I brief designers, developers and content people every week and keep campaigns consistent from the ad to the landing page to the inbox. On-brand, on time, nobody cries.
Chef's kiss
Tracking what works, cutting what doesn't, and doubling down on the winsMy favourite part, honestly.
I set up the tracking myself and build Looker Studio dashboards so everyone can see what's working. If an ad isn't earning its spend, it gets cut. If it is, it gets more budget.
Double down
Honestly? That list reads like my average Tuesday.
My job title is Senior Growth Marketer, which means I specialise in growth. These days I'm deep in B2B, growing brands across the USA, UK, Europe and South Africa. Before that I cut my teeth in e-commerce, where every click has a price tag.
Five years aged. Three very different flavours. One coming soon, if you're keen.
Sharp, data-led, dangerously scalable.
Fast, punchy, a little addictive.
The original recipe. Turns out testing a hypothesis works on ads too.
Release date: whenever you say.
Totally scientific. Sample size: me.
Google Ads · Meta · LinkedIn · Reddit
GA4 · Tag Manager · Pixel + CAPI · Looker Studio
Klaviyo · Omnisend · Mailchimp
Canva · Figma · WordPress · Elementor
ChatGPT · Claude · Gemini · Cursor · Replit
Basecamp · Planable · Pipedrive
You're not afraid to get a little loose with it. Neither am I.
And low-cal? Honestly the only way to go. So you won't need to convince me to sell this product. I'm already a customer in spirit. I'd be pitching Nawty to my friends whether you hired me or not. Might as well get paid for it.
Enjoy responsibly. Hire irresponsibly fast.
Contains: strong opinions, spreadsheets, a deep love of a good launch. May contain: traces of memes.
Should you hire ? Anonymous. Probably.
The people have spoken. (There was never a "No" option.)
Owner, Internet Republic & The Web Hub
078 457 8839Senior Growth Specialist, Growth Experts
064 652 2750I also have a reference letter. Just ask and it's yours.
Here's my number. Call me. Or WhatsApp, I reply fast.
Summer's here and I'm ready to start.
Need the PDF version for HR? Here it is.